A shot for your G-spot.

I don't even know what to say about this article in Sunday's San Francisco Chronicle about "G-Spot Amplification." Woman are paying $1,850 to have their doctors shoot collagen into their G-spots in an attempt to achieve "heightened sexual arousal."

Trust me, you can get turned on for a lot less by hopping over to your local bookstore and buying some erotica. Or porn. Or whatever turns you on mentally.

Because 99% of sex happens between the ears.

And all these other desperate efforts to have an incredible sex life are just going to produce the opposite. I'm just saying.