Man sues drink company for erection.

Viagra, step aside. Meet your competition: flavored water. From The Feed:

A man is suing the makers of a drink called Boost Plus, saying that it gave him an extended, painful erection that wouldn't go away and required surgery. The man, who we will call "Lucky," had a case of severe priapism, and required a shunt to make his erection go away.

Now I really have heard everything.

Thanks go, once again, to the ever-perky Great White Snark for the tip. Like I said the other day, my guy friends really seem to have their fingers on the pulse of the Internet. So to speak.